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Why Your Team Sucks 2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.

Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Tampa Bay Bucs. Your 2. 01. 6 record: 9- 7.

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In those seven losses, the Bucs gave up nearly five touchdowns a game. Derek Carr hung 5. Raiders committed 2.

The Rams hung 3. 7 on them somehow. This is a rough estimate, but 9. Tavon Austin’s total receiving yards last year came against the Bucs. But please keep telling me that this is an up- and- coming defense. This team still starts Chris Conte. During real games, no less! Your coach: Dirk Koetter.

Well, I am sure there are plenty of people that think my playcalling stinks… But I’ve been doing it for 3. I don’t think I’m going to forget how.” Well actually, Dirk, in your NFL career your teams have had a winning percentage below . So it’s not that you’ve forgotten how to call plays, but rather the fact that you never learned how to call them to begin with. By the way, the Bucs were this season’s designated Hard Knocks victim. Let’s see what kind of EXCLUSIVE ACCESS we’ve been given into Koetter and his coaching methods. Christ. Honestly, it’s like they just draw slogans out of a hat every year.

Your quarterback: Congratulations, Jameis Winston! Your sexual battery case was finally dismissed after reaching an undisclosed settlement with your accuser!

Finally, you can put this whole ordeal behind you. What a hardship it must have been. For YOU. Now Jameis is free to be a “leader” who “absorbs the playbook like a sponge” and “routinely commits turnovers that belong in silent comedies”: Every time I gotta read some horseshit about Jameis’s uncommon maturity and growth as a passer, it’s like people completely forget that, at least once a game, he will take the snap and proceed to re- enact every Nordberg scene from The Naked Gun. By the way, Jameis has been the showcase star of this season’s Hard Knocks. Here he is killing a cockroach while it’s mating: Technically, that’s ALSO sexual assault. And here he is acting like Taylor Swift in the front row of an award show: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jameis Winston may not be the most genuine (or mature) fellow in the world. Fresh off beating the rap, he had the balls to lecture a group of schoolgirls about being silent, polite, and gentle.

Fuck his phony ass with a pirate flag. Thankfully, the Bucs imported a MENTOR to help him become 5.

That’s right. It’s Harvard Man, in the flesh! I could be dead in the ground 5. I swear that Ryan Fitzpatrick could still be holding down an NFL roster spot for no reason whatsoever. This team now has not one, but TWO Harvard grads on the roster.

I swooooon at the potential for elevated sideline discourse. Oh, nothing coach.

Just sipping some Gatorade and discussing the impact on South China Sea trade routes should a preemptive strike in North Korea take place [FARTS]” What’s new that sucks: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CUT THE KICKER. Yes, after trading up to draft Roberto Aguayo in the second round, the Bucs had to cut him and replace him with Nick Folk…Priceless.

That’s what you get for FSU- ifying half the roster. No one should ever let this team forget about the Aguayo draft bust. This was already one of the worst picks in draft history before they released the poor bastard. They should put a monument to the trade next to the stadium bathroom.

GM Jason Licht should have to walk around with a sandwich board that says I TOOK A KICKER IN THE SECOND ROUND LIKE A MORON all day long.“I’m owning up to it by releasing him. It was a bold move and it didn’t work out. I don’t know what else to say.” “Bold” isn’t the word I’d use there, amigo.

Elsewhere on the roster, De. Sean Jackson is here! On paper, the arrival of Jackson and absolute stud TE OJ Howard (drafted to replace the drunk driver they originally had at that slot) make the Bucs one of the best young passing teams in football. But, as someone who has watched De.

Sean Jackson over the years, I can assure you that every accidental fumble Winston makes is one that Jackson can make deliberately. Doug Martin was suspended for the first four games for Adderall, and will be suspended four more after he beats my ass for screaming MUSCLE HAMSTER at him from a nearby balcony. Mike Evans drops passes as swiftly as he drops visible Anthem protests. Jon Gruden is getting inducted into the team’s ring of honor this season, even though Bill Callahan’s playsheet should have been inducted way before him. One of the linemen dined and dashed on a five- figure club tab. What has always sucked: Miko Grimes claimed that she deliberately got her husband cut in Miami so he could come to Tampa.

You played yourself, lady. Only an idiot would scheme to leave the glistening shores of South Beach to go to live in the middle of a Dog the Bounty Hunter fancon. She must have thought she could avoid the tax man there. I may be biased here because a jury of Tampa tattoo artists bankrupted this site’s former company, but for real, Fuck Tampa. Tampa is the Arizona of Florida.

Tampa is a seething mass of divorcees and wannabe pirates deliberately living in the cheesiest possible area. The Bucs stadium isn’t even the most popular building on its block (that honor goes to Mons Venus). There’s a reason that Jon Gruden has a completely unironic love of Hooters. That’s 1. 00 percent Tampa right there.

I’m surprised they don’t blare Hoobastank from air raid signals all day long. I took my family to Tampa for Spring Break once.

Seagulls tried to eat our dinner every night and some lady brought an entire hi- fi system to the pool so she could play Bon Jovi. Tampa is the worst. It’s the only city in America aiming to REDUCE mass transit. Nazis are everywhere. Local sports teams had to give money just to get a Confederate statue taken down and it still hasn’t been taken down. A local middle school tried to sell kids a $1. The Scientologists are the most normal people there.

Fuck Tampa eternally. VIVA GAWKER, MOTHERFUCKER. What might not suck: They’re good enough on offense to score 4. Did you know? HEAR IT FROM BUCS FANS! Matthew: Robert Aguayo. Robert Aguayo. Robert Aguayo. Anton: There is nothing worse than waiting for decades for your team to get a potentially elite QB and then have him be an alleged rapist. Who tells groups of young girls they need to shut up and let the men lead.

Alex: Fuck Josh Freeman. Joseph: In two season Jameis will be the Bucs all=time leader in passing yards, surpassing Vinny fucking Testaverde. Jeb Lund: The problem with Why Your Team Sucks is that, every year, I strive to think of something uniquely bad about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, some suck- property that grounds the team athletically and geographically in a characteristic awfulness that other people can point to and say, “I get why thisteam blows.”But I’m starting to think that’s misguided, like writing a negative review of a flat, sad Big Mac.

It’s a mediocrity expected, universal and unenlightening, as dissatisfying as you want it to be, assuming you need to buy it at all. Apart from the pirate ship, Raymond James Stadium is unlovely in the way most stadiums are unlovely.

It’s not exiled to some featureless exurban hinterland, but it’s not in a downtown core accessible to walking or convenient public transportation. Before games, the neighborhood food carts and stalls are all pleasantly above average; afterward, the hassle of finding a way to get to something else to do is what you’d expect. Watch Legally Blonde Online Ibtimes. Are the owners soulless profiteers using the NFL revenue stream to underwrite more exciting pursuits while relying on die- hard, underserved suckers?

Yes. Does this distinguish them from most NFL owners? No. A Bucs fan gets grifted like everybody else.

ABC and Media Watch campaign against Daily Mail Australia. The ABC has published a doctored email and falsely accused Daily Mail Australia of denying the public broadcaster the right of reply in what appears to be a shameless attempt to embarrass a reporter. ABC News Media Manager Sally Jackson took more than 2. Jewish leader claimed an ABC report showed a map which intentionally didn't include Israel.

Jackson, a former journalist at The Australian, published part of an email sent by our reporter, boastfully depicting it as 'an insight into dealing with the Daily Mail.'In the ABC's version, the email ended abruptly with 'Deadline: 1 hour,' falsely implying Daily Mail Australia was not serious about obtaining a response. An insight into dealing with the ABC: The public broadcaster published an edited email, omitting a Daily Mail reporter's assurance that 'any responses following my story going live I will include as soon as I receive'. The reporter's email is pictured.

In the ABC's version (pictured), the email ended abruptly with 'Deadline: 1 hour,' falsely implying Daily Mail Australia was not serious about receiving a response. Jackson omitted the reporter's assurance that 'any responses following my story going live I will include as soon as I receive,' as well as an expression of gratitude. Daily Mail Australia waited about an hour for comment before publishing a story on the Israel map controversy, noting a response from the ABC had not been received.

When the broadcaster's belated comment finally arrived exactly 2. ABC's denial of the claim three hours later.

The ABC's in- house attack dogs Media Watch then contacted Daily Mail Australia asking why it took '2. ABC response before the story was updated?'  The ABC's comment was received at 3.

Sunday and the story - including the headline - was fully amended at 6. ABC News Media Manager Sally Jackson published a email sent by our reporter, boastfully depicting it as 'an insight into dealing with the Daily Mail'The ABC's in- house attack dogs at Media Watch contacted Daily Mail Australia falsely accusing us of taking 2. Pictured is the show's host, Paul Barry. Nice tie! Media Watch's Paul Barry appears to have an unhealthy obsession with Daily Mail Australia. The taxpayer- funded broadcaster deliberately attempted to name and shame our reporter, while falsely accusing our website of dishonest journalism. Earlier this year, Media Watch quoted social worker Nelly Yoa - one of Daily Mail Australia's lead sources into the movements of the notorious Apex gang.

The segment quoted Mr Yoa as saying: 'There's been bad media reports about the gang and this is what they do, this is how they sell their content.'But Mr Yoa claimed the quote was entirely false and said he told the television producer he didn't want to comment. Earlier this year, Media Watch quoted social worker Nelly Yoa - one of Daily Mail Australia's lead sources into the movements of the notorious Apex gang. Mr Yoa (pictured) even claimed he was offered 'legal support' by the taxpayer- funded broadcaster to sue Daily Mail Australia if he considered working with Media Watch'I never said that, they have made my quote up and I am not happy. I think their story is damaging,' Mr Yoa told Daily Mail Australia at the time.  Mr Yoa even claimed he was offered 'legal support' by the taxpayer- funded broadcaster to sue Daily Mail Australia if he considered working with Media Watch.'I received a call on Saturday afternoon asking me to go on the program, and if I wanted help suing the paper,' Mr Yoa said.'But I have no problem about how the Daily Mail or their journalists have reported me or Apex.'  A conversation between a Daily Mail Australia reporter and Mr Yoa after the Media Watch segment aired earlier this year is pictured.

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